I lost my penis today. Somewhere in Penisylvania, I think.
I must have bent over and it fell out.
Frankly, I am lost without it.
I am a writer and I use it all the time.
It was a very special penis or I would simply go replace it.
I have tried using a peniscil instead, but I can’t keep it sharp like my fountain penis.
What to do? I could write on my laptop, I guess, but something is wrong with my spell check.
Every time I press a ‘p’, then an ‘e’, then an ‘n’ it adds an ‘is’.
This will not do. It is especially disconcerting when writing to my penis pal.
If I write much more, I might be sent to a penisal colony of a penisitentiary.
Further words from me will be penisding on solving this problem.
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